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Written by tcpcup
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Monday, 06 March 2006 |
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Some inspirational new material provided by the one and only The Cougar has been added at the end of the list.
| Tomato | chunk shot the digs hole for tomato plant | | Sky Lab | very high shot that is higher than longer | | Forest Gump | low running shot | | A ladyboy | looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems | | Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant | Shaving the hole | | A nipple licker | A shot that opens up the hole | | A Rodney King | over-clubbed | | An O.J. Simpson | somehow got away with it | | A Condom | safe but didn't feel real good | | A sister-in-law | up there, but I know that I shouldn't be | | A Kathy Freeman | it's ugly but it's still running | | A Kate Moss | a bit thin | | Taking a Gerry Adams | hitting a provisional ball | | Worm Burner | low grubber that kills worms | | A Diego Maradonna | very very nasty little five footer | | A Salman Rushdie | an impossible read | | A Rock Hudson | thought it was straight, but it wasn't | | Buddha brown eye special | powerful tee shot where tee goes further than ball | | An Adolf Hitler | taking two shots in a bunker | | An Arthur Scargill | a great strike but a poor result | | A Kate Winslett | a bit fat but otherwise perfect | | A Heath Ledger (or Bogey) | Took one too many | | A Peter Brock | Dead up against a tree | | A Steve Irwin | Dead in the water | | A Lone Ranger | Only one on the fairway | | A Lesbian | Can’t see the hole for the bush | | A Fabio | F#ck’n Awful But It’s Ok | | An ANZAC | 3 minutes silence before you shoot | | A Karma Sutra | An interesting way to go in the hole | | A Cinderella | Almost missed the ball |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 08 July 2010 )
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